Behold the elusive tween fangirl in her natural habitat.
She is a shy, docile creature who often seeks refuge in her cave for days at a time. Here we catch a rare sight of the fangirl in the sunlight. This is truly a rarity as the fangirl generally prefers the darkness provided by her dwelling place.
The fangirl rarely sleeps in her nest but rather prefers nocturnal actives such as reading, Netflix marathons and mass Pinterest pinning sessions of various fandoms. She is a loyal creature and will defend her territory and fandoms to the bitter end. Her appetite is vast and increasing. Her diverse tastes include Harry Potter, Dr. Who, The Hunger Games, OUAT, Merlin, Robin Hood, Selection, Percy Jackson, Supernatural, and The Avengers.
Many have tried and failed to understand the language of the fangirl. She may attempt to communicate about the diverse fandoms but beware, the fangirl will become increasingly unsatisfied when others do not share in her level of enthusiasm. If you happen to be in the vicinity of her domain you can often hear a high pitched squeal that is only rivaled by a screeching pterodactyl. This sound is emitted by the fangirl in moments of joy. Conversely, grunts of frustration can frequently be overheard when she is unhappy with the outcome of a particular fandom.
The fangirl is much like the chameleon as she often adapts her outward appearance depending on which fandom she is currently obsessing.
If you happen to encounter the fangirl be careful not to startle her. Enter her dwelling with caution. She can often be lured out into the open with food or the promise of a shopping trip for fangirl merch. Little brothers should not approach her while she is in full fangirl mode. Many younger brothers have had their heads bitten off when entering the fangirl's cave.
The fangirl shows no sign of extinction. She is happiest when sharing her feelings on her diverse fandoms. Take a moment to sit down and observe her behaviors. The smiles that emanate are worth it.
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